downunder update

Being a ghost can’t be much fun.
Imagine the discomfort of being a disembodied personality, the flotsam of a soul, an entity essentially cast adrift in the twilight zone between the spiritual and physical realms. No wonder ghosts enjoy frightening people, it must break the bloody awful monotony.
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This is a photo going round my neighbourhood at the moment.
(Thanks to everyone who passed it on to me).
It’s claimed to be from a telegraph pole in a busy urban shopping centre and posted there by a couple of kind-hearted Japanese students. Have a look at the photo (click to enlarge) and make up [...]

Cheeta the Chimp, co-star of a dozen Tarzan films, is to publish his memoirs in October. The publisher would not reveal the advance payment, but said the sum was substantial - not bananas.
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